• Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
  • artificialhusband:

this joke is bone dry
  • me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds: where the bus
  • healydanes:

Matty Healy // Wolverhampton
    acityburningd0wn:

IS HE SAYING “I FEEL LIKE A BIRD?”